Avian Affair

Let me tell you a little about my roommate's birds. We've had them for a week, and I've grown rather endeared to them, even if they do provide our main living space with a certain eau de toilet. Their chirps greet me in the morning, their lively banter provides a fitting backdrop to baseball games, and their pleasant nature really lights up the entire... wait a second here. What the--

Holy crap, the birds are TOTALLY making out! No way!